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Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game that whole-heartedly congratulates the New York Yankees on their 27th (!) World Series title! Last week we asked you to join a little staring contest with a few our of goat friends in honor of the new comedy The Men Who Stare at Goats (in theaters now). Congrats go out to our three animal-loving winners, all of whom have admitted to staring at Cinematical all day long (because we're just that cool).

1. "Part of a secret government program to... bake me a cake as fast as you can." -- Kurt P.

2. "The mirror game is a fun acting game to play in Army Acting Class...as long as you know and trust your partner implicitly." -- John R.

3. "Little did the woman know, but an electrifying rendition of the YMCA was about to break out." -- Ben M.

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This week we're turning up the dial and tuning in for the upcoming release of Pirate Radio, about a group of rogue DJs who, in the 1960s, changed the world of Rock n Roll forever by playing rock records (and simultaneously breaking the law) from the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Directed by Richard Curtis (Love, Actually), the film stars Philip Seymour Hoffman, Bill Nighy, Rhys Ifans, Nick Frost and Kenneth Branagh. The folks behind our three favorite captions this week will sail away with one Pirate Radio soundtrack and one Pirate Radio poster. Sound off below.



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Welcome back to another installment of Insert Caption -- the game that spent the past 36 hours staring at goats only to walk away with nothing but a migraine and a funky odor on its clothing. (Oh yes, games wear clothes -- you didn't know?) Last week we asked you to get in touch with your Cagey side and spit out a caption for a photo from Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans, starring Nicolas Cage as the kind of guy you really don't want to have to buy Christmas gifts for. Congrats to our three winners for their inspired (and hilarious) captions!

1. "I had the boys mock up the poster to our next movie. I call it "Dress/ Off". -- Remy W.

2. "I know that it sounds romantic and all, but I'm not going to fight that bear for you." - Daniel M.

3. "Just don't let that leopard eat me, honey!!!" -- Joe P.

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This week we're joining George Clooney in a goat staring contest as he throws on his strange dude hat for a role in The Men Who Stare at Goats, which brings its army full of paranormal military wackjobs to theaters on November 6th. The folks behind our three favorite captions this week will walk away with one The Men Who Stare at Goats book and one The Men Who Stare at Goats T-shirt. (Hint: If you stare at the below photo long enough, you may come up with the winning caption.) Sound off below ...



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Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game that, on a good day, is as bad as a corrupt, drug-addicted lieutenant from New Orleans. Oh, you don't wanna know what it's like on a bad day. Last week we asked you to torture us with captions for a photo from the latest Saw installment, Saw VI (in theaters now). Over 300 folks came out for this one, but unfortunately only three survived our evil, sadistic tests.

1. "Introducing ABC's new fall game show- "Extreme Simon Says" -- Shannon T.

2. "Hang out with Jigsaw, they said." -- Jordan K.

3. "Jerry seemed very upset when someone showed up to his Halloween party after having copied his marionette costume idea exactly." -- Abigail M.

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This week we're celebrating Werner Herzog's wild and crazy kinda-sorta remakeof Abel Ferrara's dark, cold and twisted 1992 film Bad Lieutenant. This time around, it's called Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans, and instead of Harvey Keitel, we get a crazy-to-the-bone Nicolas Cage. The film is due in theaters on November 20th, but the winners of this week's caption contest get to see it a drop earlier as two grand prize winners will each receive two tickets to the AFI premiere of Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans in Los Angeles and two tickets to the Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans after-party. One runner up will also receive one Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans photography book signed by director Werner Herzog's wife and book photographer Lena Herzog.

Note: Prize DOES NOT include transportation to/from the premiere and after-party in LA. Winners are responsible for all costs associated with getting to/from the premiere. You also have to be over 21 in order to attend the premiere and after party.

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Welcome back to another installment in our ongoing award-winning (imaginary, that is) Insert Caption contest -- where you provide the funny caption and we provide the deadly maniacal trap for you to escape from after claiming victory. Wait, different contest. Let me try again: You provide the funny caption and we provide the totally awesome movie-related prize package! That's better. Last week we asked you to churn out a caption for a photo from Law Abiding Citizen. Congrats go out to our two winners for obeying our laws and taking home some sweet swag. That third winner? Oh, well, let's just say they crossed state lines and, um, won't be playing anymore. Ahem. Kidding. Or am I?


1. "It was the biggest regret of his life to choose a candy bracelet as his last meal. Well, second biggest..." -- Chris O.

2. "TONIGHT, WE DINE... um, in the cafeteria... with the other inmates..." -- Ben M.

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This week we're welcoming back our good friend (and world-renowned serial killer) Jigsaw, who, as luck would have it, decided to grace us with his presence for a sixth time with the film Saw VI. (Cue people screaming while trying to escape from some crazy, convoluted death trap.) The three lucky folks behind our favorite captions this week will (assuming they survive) walk away with one Saw VI t-shirt, one Saw VI poster, one Saw VI syringe pen and one Saw VI lollipop. Sound off below!



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Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game that's definitely law abiding ... except for that one time back in '87, but we won't go there. Last week we asked you to slam dunk some captions for a photo from the LeBron James basketball doc More Than a Game. Congrats go out to our three players of the game -- next time don't hog the ball so much.

1. "We're looking at making a sequel to Kazaam. Interested?" -- Drew T.

2. "Lebron James reacts to the news that he lost out on the part of B.A. Baracus in the new A-team movie." -- Tim P.

3. "Lebron, I'm really proud of you, and imma let you finish, but Space Jam was the best basketball-star movie of all time!" -- Zach B.

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This week we're meeting Gerard Butler and Jamie Foxx in a dark alley as both men get ready to square off in Law Abiding Citizen, a film that's definitely garnering some nice, juicy buzz online as it inches toward its October 16 release date. And in honor of the film, we're giving away a pretty sweet prize package to the two people who cough up the best caption for the photo below. And if you happen to be one of the two chosen winners this week, you'll slip away with three Law Abiding Citizen posters, one Law Abiding Citizen T-shirt, one DVD prize pack containing Collateral, 300 and The Italian Job and one pair of Bang and Olufsen earbuds. Sound off below citizens!



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Welcome back to another edition of insert caption -- the game that's, well, more than a game ... (okay that one was too easy). Last week we asked you to whip up some captions for a photo from that new coming-of-age flick starring Ellen Page and a pair of badass rollerskates called Whip It. Congrats go out to our three winners for successfully pushing and shoving their way to the top.

1. "With Ellen Page as the lead, critics were extremely surprised at the success of the new hit show on Broadway: Peter Pan - The Full Contact Musical." -- Evan T.

2. "Her teammates began to notice that Ellen's fish grew larger every time she told the story." -- James H.

3. "This is a never before seen casting session photo of Ellen Page trying to convince Sam Raimi, et al. that she would make a perfect Green Goblin." -- Stephen C.

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This week we're running up and down the court with basketball's golden boy, LeBron James, who stars as himself in a very entertaining coming-of-age documentary about friendship and overcoming adversities in order to achieve your goals. It's called More Than a Game, and it's in theaters now -- so check it out. In the meantime, the b-ball haters behind our three favorite captions this week will fast-break away with one More Than a Game poster, one More Than a Game soundtrack, one More Than a Game T-shirt and one More Than a Game calendar. So put on your game face and sound off below ...



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Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game that whips out funny captions faster than it takes me to fall down while rollerskating (ie: pretty damn fast). Last week we asked you to churn out your best "Let's make fun of those artsy kids" captions for a photo from the remake of Fame, now in theaters. Congrats to our three winners, all of whom will graduate our non-existent caption school with honors.

1. "Coming this fall... Matrix: Dance Dance Revolutions!" -- Zach B.

2. "This is what the world's largest game of "The Floor is Lava" looks like." -- John R.

3. "This is what happens when a group of arachnophobics all see a spider at the same time." -- Amanda P.

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This week we're speeding down the skate-track with Ellen Page and her crew in Drew Barrymore's coming-of-age directorial debut, Whip It. The folks behind our three favorite captions this week will skate away with one Whip It poster and one Whip It soundtrack. (And in case you're not lucky enough to win our spandex happy caption contest, definitely make sure you pick up this pretty killer soundtrack right over here.) Now lace up and show us what you got!



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Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game that desperately wants to live forever and learn how to fly, if only it could escape the clutches of its evil, unfunny author. Last week we asked you to burn up some plains with a caption for a photo from The Burning Plain. Congrats to our three winners for lighting our comment section on fire!

1. "Even as the nuclear bombs fell, their resolve to win the staring contest increased." -- Steve R.

2. "You're a bright guy, but you're going to need to lighten up." -- Tommy L.

3. "Yes, these are Lincoln Logs. What did you think I meant??" -- Drew T.

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This week we're breakin' out our dance moves and expressing our creativity through the long-awaited remake of Fame. (And I know you remember that name!) The hot-to-trot folks behind our three favorite captions this week will kick-step away with one Fame poster, one Fame soundtrack, one Fame t-shirt, one Fame scarf and one set of shimmer lip glosses. Sound off below ...




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Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game that burns and yearns for your attention like the little toddler that it is. Last week we asked you to spit out a funny caption for the new animated flick 9, which hit theaters earlier this week. Congrats go out to our three winners -- none of whom I would trust to save us during a robot invasion.

1. "Alas, the Muppet version of The Fugitive didn't fare too well at the box office." -- Drew B.

2. "And this is why every time you do the laundry, you lose at least one sock." -- Carol S.

3. "Are you sure this is the same hole that Alice fell down?". -- Mallory G.

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This week we're looking for you to bond with the upcoming emotional drama The Burning Plain (in theaters September 18), which stars Kim Basinger and Charlize Theron. The multi-talented Guillermo Arriaga (who wrote Amores perros, 21 Grams and Babel) makes his directorial debut here with a film that's sure to tug at your heartstrings. The folks behind our three favorite captions this week will walk away with one signed The Burning Plain poster, two Landmark theater tickets and one Magnolia DVD prize pack containing: Two Lovers, The Life Before Her Eyes and What Just Happened. Sound off below ...



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Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game that has way more than 9 lives, but isn't in the mood to find out just how many it has left. Last week we asked you to churn out some creepy hilarity for a photo from The Final Destination. Congrats to our three winners, all of whom managed to stick around long enough to accept their rewards. (P.S. You're all on your own from here.)

1. "It was at that moment that they finally realized the Fourth of July barbecue was about to be a disaster ... for the 10th year in a row." -- Thomas C.

2. "Free Flamethrower Day will not go down as one of the stadium's better promotional giveaways." -- Michael S.

3. "James Cameron was so right. The Avatar trailer is WAY better in IMAX 3D!" -- Brad S.

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This week we're taking a strange left turn and heading toward Shane Acker's gorgeous-looking upcoming animated fantasy epic, 9, which was produced by Tim Burton and Timur Bekmambetov, and arrives in theaters (with a voice cast that includes Elijah Wood, John C. Reilly, Jennifer Connelly, Christopher Plummer, Crispin Glover and Martin Landau) on September 9th (or 9/9/09). The folks behind our three favorite captions this week will skip away with one 9 movie soundtrack, one 9 book, one 9 mini poster and one set of collectible trading cards. You know what to do next ...



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